It's official after months of speculation, Wiggins is definitely out of the Tour. 🙁

For those intending to stand in a field in Yorkshire next weekend to cheer Le Tour as it passes, make sure you don't stand near Woody as rumour has it that he will be taking a box of rotten eggs to chuck at that bounder Brailsford. 👿 The gendarmes will be on him like a shot so stay well clear! 😮

Woody is the secretary of the Wiggo stalkers society and he is absolutely livid and seriously thinking of switching to Richard Branson as a result of this fiasco. Personally I can't see what all the fuss is about and he should be grateful that we have an English team riding on such a momentous occasion on our shores. Alright none of the team are actually English but we do have one Welsh guy and a Kenyan who lives in Monaco with a dodgy British passport, so that will do. 🙄