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.. you no longer require a hanky to blow your nose.
.....You arrange to meet some friends at a coffee shop, and you cycle there. You make ample use of the lovely flannel thumb wipes on your gloves. When you get to the cafe, your friends introduce you to someone new, who insists on shaking your hand. Of course, you still have your gloves on.
......before starting off on a group ride, you look to see which way the wind is blowing. This is not just to ensure there is a headwind out, and a tailwind back, as is the norm on a club run. It is mainly to check in which direction the snot will be flying.
... you inadvertently close the wrong nostril for the wind direction, resulting in a number of weak attempts to fling the offending discharge off your sleeve, hoping no-one will notice your schoolboy error... 🙄
Every pair of jeans and shorts you own have a saddle shaped faded patch on the 'arris.
